New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
