I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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