We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Boobs are out for the taking
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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