last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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