ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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