I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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