Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
how does that bad decision feel?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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