Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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