Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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