is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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