Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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