its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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