where does the pee come out of this thing
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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