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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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