no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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