if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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