I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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