What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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