put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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