she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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