Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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