like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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