I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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