Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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