Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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