Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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