Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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