i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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