Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
There are leaves in my underwear?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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