Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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