I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Two words: blizzard sex
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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