some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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