my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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