so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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