Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
is it fun? or sober?
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