Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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