I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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