bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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