We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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