You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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