I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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