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shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No stitches, just platelets and will power
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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