Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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