One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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