It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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