so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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