hotel room ftw
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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