why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
