That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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