They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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