it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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