Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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