Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I touched a dick in church today
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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