remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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