I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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