My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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